Rostov Upholstery Supplies Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
January 21, 2019, 04:04:31 PM
How To Reupholster A Couch, Chair, Ottoman.
Recover Car And Boat Seats. DVDs
Foam Cutters $130+
1/2" and 3/8" crown staple guns- air and Maestri electric.
Upholstery Tools
Long Nose Staplers $124
Sunbrella Fabric     Complete line of Sunbrela fabrics. We also custom sew beautiful cushions from Sunbrella.
Custom Cushions     Custom cushions sewn at a high level of craftsmanship. Choose from fabrics and a range of quality foam.

: Check out CoachTrim's Advanced Leather Workshop and Basic Sewing Course on Suppliers Page
***Please click here www.facebook.com/upholster.upholstery and click "LIKE" for our UPHOLSTER Facebook business page (it will help me promote this free site)-Ken***

 EZ Foam Cutters with 240 volts and plugs for Australia, New Zealand and UK and EU.
SPECIAL 110V MODELS $130 (limited time!!) http://www.upholster.com/toolkits/Foam-cutter.html

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - sofadoc

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 284
I do not like the jokes on this forum that I feel denigrate women and especially wives. I skip over them

Damn Gene. Now you got me going back over 8 pages to see how many times we offended you.

And you freakin' wonder why people don't post here anymore.

It has nothing to do with crude humor. This forum has been on a steady decline since the emergence of other social media such as Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc.  All those outlets are replete with humor FAR more offensive than any of the jokes told here.

Just wondering. If Steve had posted a bunch of jokes that ONLY made fun of old white guys, would you have been so offended?


Steve, Gene, and Paul were all sitting around in the retirement home one evening.

Gene said "Well, it's way past my bedtime. It's almost 7:00. I better go to bed."
Gene headed upstairs to his room. Then he turned and yelled back downstairs to Steve and Paul. "Hey......I can't remember. Was I getting IN bed, or OUT of bed?"

Paul said "I'll go help him". Paul got halfway up the stairs, and turned back to ask Steve "Was I going UP the stairs? Or was I coming DOWN the stairs?"

Steve just rolled his eyes and said a little prayer. "Oh Lord, thank you for putting me here to take care of those two. I don't know what they would do without me. I just thank you and praise you every day that at my age, I still have all my wits about me........knock on wood..............Who IS-S-S-S it?"

Major League Baseball took care of the problem many years ago.

Instead of widening the plate, they just narrowed the strike zone. Now, you have 9 happy batters, and a pitcher who will make 15 million a year if he can just keep his ERA under 4.50.

General Discussion / Re: Question on Dining Room Chair Webbing
« on: December 06, 2018, 05:23:47 PM »
Tramadol helped me when my back and/or knee bother me.  But the insurance will only allow me to order 7 pills at a time before i have to call the Dr. for another prescription. 
When I was in Cabo, there was a pharmacy on every corner (no Rx required). I loaded up on Tramadol and Amoxicillin, and Lisinopril for HBP.

I never take more than one Tramadol a month. When I do, I get a good buzz.

General Discussion / Re: Posting photos
« on: December 05, 2018, 03:46:09 PM »
I mostly quit fakebook last month. Too much negativity even on groups where there should be no negativity.

Back in this forum's heyday when there was a lot of traffic, there was also a fair amount of negativity. Threads had to be deleted, and members had to be kicked off. The Carr's Corner forum was born from the negativity here.

Local FB groups can be brutal. There's one in my town that I had to quit because absolutely everything I said, somebody bit my head off.  But I really enjoy the upholstery groups on FB. What some would consider "negativity", I see as diversity. I enjoy the wide range of viewpoints.

General Discussion / Re: Question on Dining Room Chair Webbing
« on: December 04, 2018, 05:23:07 PM »
Is it some type of elastic webbing? If not, it's probably loosened up since it came out of the factory.

General Discussion / Re: Posting photos
« on: December 04, 2018, 05:21:37 PM »
I think all the avatars are gone now. As are the smileys and font options. The forum has been "dumbed down" quite a bit. Not much traffic here any more.

The Business Of Upholstery / Re: Flip that sofa.
« on: December 04, 2018, 03:29:31 PM »
I like the example of garage sales crap items being priced at 10 cents each and a lady asks if you will take 5 cents each.

It wouldn't matter. You could have an item priced at $100, and the lady would STILL say "Would you take 5 cents?".

When we have stuff to get rid of, we decided a long time ago that we would rather find a needy family and GIVE it to them than to be haggled to death at a garage sale.

The Business Of Upholstery / Re: Flip that sofa.
« on: December 02, 2018, 02:08:23 PM »
I find myself in the same situation every now and then. On one hand, you probably could've held on to that sofa and got a lot more for it. But on the other hand, you're not really in the flippin' business and can't have stuff like that taking up space for very long. It's a catch-22.

General Discussion / Re: Banquette cushions
« on: November 21, 2018, 01:20:00 PM »
I quote those jobs several times a year. Almost never get them.

General Discussion / Re: CFL Finals
« on: November 18, 2018, 11:21:06 AM »
So why do you guys have that "Rouge" thing? I always wondered how that would affect NFL games if the trailing team could chip away at the lead 1 point at a time.

General Discussion / Re: Makita
« on: November 16, 2018, 03:18:17 PM »
I have air tools for most of my impact needs.

I do have one cheapo electric impact drill from Harbor Freight. About $30 I think. I occasionally use it for drilling into my brick wall, or concrete floor.

I don't think there is an appreciable difference in quality between any of the major brands anymore. They all have downgraded their tools to make their price points conducive to selling at retail giants like Lowe's and Home Depot.

The biggest problem with cordless tools is the same as it's always been. When the batteries wear out, they cost almost as much as a whole new rig.

There was 4 inches of snow
Crews were out clearing the roads.

One man driving a snow plow noticed a car following him everywhere he went. He stopped to ask why.
A blonde rolled down her window, and explained that her husband told her to always follow a snow plow to insure that the road ahead of her was clear.

The snow plow driver said "That's very good advice. I'm finished with the Wal-Mart parking lot now. Wanna follow me over to Kroger?"

The Business Of Upholstery / Re: Credit Card Payments
« on: November 15, 2018, 02:20:35 PM »
I think me, Ed, and Chris are all in the midst of our 60th year on the planet.

It's Gene and Paul that are older'n dirt.

Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 284

Latex Mattress    Foam Order allows you to design your own latex mattress using layers of certified natural and organic components.
Organic Mattress     Foam Order makes a wonderful organic mattress using certified natural and organic components. Choose your own firmness.
SMF 2.0.14 | SMF © 2017, Simple Machines