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« : October 27, 2011, 09:44:54 PM »

Damn women drivers!
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are........
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over
to my left and there was a


In a brand new Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped

My electric shaver

Which knocked

The donut Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked

My Cell Phone
Away from my ear

Which fell

Into the coffee

Between my legs!


And burned

Big Peter and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,

Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

YaBB God

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North Central Florida

« #1 : October 27, 2011, 09:55:31 PM »

good one BJ. But next time could you write it in all caps. I took out a stop sign trying to read that little print on my iphone.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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From the Costa Del Wotsit. Espania

« #2 : October 28, 2011, 03:35:34 AM »


KD that would be funny if it wasn't true  :P


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