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« #45 : June 09, 2012, 07:44:58 AM »

The definition of weird is "odd, strange, or unusual". What ever the definition of weirder than weird is, that's what these people are.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbcvobmC_ds


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« : June 09, 2012, 07:50:07 AM gene »

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« #46 : June 11, 2012, 08:20:48 PM »

Look at what we're having for dinner!

"http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz228/genejoe/random-1.jpg"




Our zoo has polar bears. Occasionally you will see an entire hind quarter of meat, or front quarter, with the bone,

in their pen area.

I always thought it would be fun to put a small pair of pants or a small shirt on the meat before it was thown into

the pen. You could put a small orange shirt on it and then make announcements over the intercom telling people

that little Jimmy Jones has gone missing. He is wearing blue jeans and an orange shirt. Anyone seeing little Jimmy

please contact the visitors center. Now this is funny!


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« #47 : June 21, 2012, 06:24:17 PM »

Our friend came back from China recently. I asked her if she ate any dog. She said, "Not knowingly."


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYaxmLOoAxo


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« #48 : June 21, 2012, 06:46:11 PM »

That was funny Gene. Sent it to all my doggie friends.

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« #49 : June 21, 2012, 06:54:40 PM »

I guess there are two philosophies:

1. Don't eat any meat that you don't recognize where it came from.

2. Don't eat any meat that you still recognize where it came from.


Keith -- who is reminded of the time when he had to steer his mates away from "Hamburger du Cheval"    (Hey! Hamburgers, let's eat there.)    (horse meat hamburger)

Keith

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« #50 : June 23, 2012, 06:31:45 AM »

Now THIS is entertainment!

Make a bowl of popcorn, sit back in your favorite recliner chair and enjoy!

http://www.firecold.com/videos/dancing-cows-

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« #51 : June 23, 2012, 07:35:40 AM »

Having grown up with cows, not that entertaining for me.   Cows, particularly dairy cows, have to be among the most awkward creatures there are.

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« #52 : June 23, 2012, 12:02:26 PM »

Here is a funny pop-up that came on a news site I frequent. Couldn't figure how to copy and paste it but here's the gist of it.

                                                   BEFORE YOU CONTINUE

                                                 Downloading too many files can
                                                 slow down your computer. Your
                                              PC may be full of junk that is slowing
                                            it down. Find out whats slowing it down

                                                       Download free PC cleaner

Huh  ???

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« #53 : June 29, 2012, 07:00:43 PM »

I hate to post something on a Friday that might be funny, however...

I'm not a big fan of auto racing, but when I watch it I do enjoy listening to Darrel Waltrup. If you know who this is, you may find this video enjoyable. (insert a smiley face wearing a racing car helmet)

"We can't see where we're going and he ain't even slowing down!"

"Un @#$!#@ beliveable."

http://www.wimp.com/ferrellcoach/

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« #54 : July 06, 2012, 07:56:13 AM »

Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in West Virginia to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Upon settling in, Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinking." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Damn, Sam thinks... Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Sex? Sex!?," exclaims Sam, "Who's going to be there?!"

Enoch stops in the door again and says:

"'Jez you and me."



« : July 06, 2012, 08:13:30 AM gene »

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« #55 : July 20, 2012, 07:57:34 AM »

I couldn't post yesterday. I don't know why.

I hate to post Friday's Funnies on Friday, but, what can I do???

If Mike Tyson had people around him that cared about him the way Mohamed Ali had people around him that cared about him, Tyson would have been the greatest of all time. I think he is anyway, but it's difficult to say so when he's got a piece of his opponents ear hanging out of his mouth,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I&

Here's one for bobbin and June. Fast forward to the end if you don't want to watch the entire thing.

http://www.firecold.com/videos/wingsuit-skydiving-and-racing

These aren't necessarily funny, but then it's Friday, what do you expect.

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« #56 : July 20, 2012, 09:57:27 PM »

Heck Gene, I have a hard time going up into the flybridge of a 40 footer.  I like my feet on "terra firma".  Last thing I'd do is jump out of a perfectly good airplane. 

June

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