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« : May 13, 2016, 08:52:02 AM »

A man and his 5 year old son were walking down the street when they came upon 2 dogs having sex.

The boy asks "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The man thinks quickly, and says "Well son, they're making a puppy".

Later that evening, the boy comes running into his parent's bedroom while they are in the middle of having sex. The boy asks "Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?"

Not wanting to lie, the man says "Well son, we are making you a little brother or sister".

The boy says "Could you please turn Mommy over? I'd rather have a puppy".


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« #1 : May 13, 2016, 10:11:49 AM »

When I was growing up, my little brother played with a girl next door.   When they were about six or so, they came in the house crying, "Mommy, our dogs are stuck together and we cannot get them apart."

This is the same pair that when the vet came to AI one of our cows they said, "Oh, let's go watch him clean out the cow again!"   Smile if you understand this.

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« #2 : May 13, 2016, 10:21:22 AM »

Debate - gun Laws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPrxbYARJg&feature=youtu.be

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« #3 : May 13, 2016, 05:57:25 PM »

1. What child would not rather have a puppy?

2. Yes, I got to wear a long rubber glove a few times in my childhood whilst spending my summers on dairy farms.

3. I'm surprised the Secret Service hasn't suppressed this video. I watched a few more videos by the same person and I think they really went too far with the Neil deGrasse Tyson video.

4. A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'


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