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kodydog
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« : September 09, 2017, 07:23:48 PM »

All battened down and sitting here waiting for Irma. Thought a little humor might help.

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf, that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me.

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is. Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.
« : September 09, 2017, 07:27:13 PM kodydog »

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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gene
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« #1 : September 10, 2017, 09:27:08 PM »

Good one. I didn't see that coming. Neither did Enzo, the bookkeeper. LOL

I hope you will fair the hurricane well. I have a sibling in Ft. Myer and a sibling in Miami. It seem at this point that once again the main stream media hope for total carnage was wrong again.

gene

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dianerogers
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« #2 : October 02, 2017, 06:34:11 AM »

That's really good!

I like to play baseball and I would bet here that it is the best game in the world
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