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I'm Always In Trouble


« : January 21, 2011, 12:05:38 PM »

An old retired upholsterer had lost his hearing aid and wanted to get a new one. Before getting the new hearing aid, he wanted his ear cleaned out, so he went to his doctor.

As the doctor was cleaning his ears, he noticed a foreign object lodged in the man's ear canal. With a pair a tweezers, the doctor removed the object. Upon closer examination, he discovered that it was a suppository. The doctor told the older gentleman that he had a suppository stuck in his ear.

At this, the man exclaimed, "Now I know where I put my hearing aid!"

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Have a great weekend everyone. :)

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« #1 : January 21, 2011, 01:54:06 PM »

Boy!, last week with the Pharmacist and thermometer and now this week and a hearing aid. I think I see a trend developing!  :o  :P
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« #2 : January 21, 2011, 05:02:37 PM »

I think I am fixated on the rear end. The reason  could be because the last few weeks this is where I have parked my head and brain. :)

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« #3 : January 21, 2011, 05:39:54 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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