He asks "Who IS this?"
The woman replies "This is the maid"
He says "We don't have a maid!"
The maid says "I was just hired this morning".
The man responds "I'd like to speak to my wife please!"
The maid says "She's upstairs in bed with a man that I assumed was her husband".
The husband is furious. He asks the maid "Would you like to make $50,00?"
"Sure" replied the maid. "What do I have to do?"
"Just go in my closet, get my gun, and shoot them both right between the eyes"
The man hears the maid put the phone down. He hears footsteps as she walks upstairs. Then he hears two gunshots. Then the maid picks up the phone.
"OK, it's done. What do you want me to do with the bodies?"
The man says "Dump them in the swimming pool"
The maid asks "What pool?"
The man replies "Oh uh-h-h-h..........Is this 741-395-1509?"