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My Pfeeble Attempt at a Pfriday Pfunny

Started by sofadoc, May 30, 2014, 02:04:48 pm

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May 30, 2014, 02:04:48 pm Last Edit: May 30, 2014, 11:43:38 pm by sofadoc
The coach of the Detroit Lions was looking for a quarterback.

While on a mission trip to Iraq, he witnessed an Iraqi soldier throwing hand grenades over 100 yards with incredible accuracy. So he brought him back to the US to try him out.

The soldier made the team, and the Lions went on to win the Super Bowl.

He called his mother after the game, and said "Mom! I just won the Super Bowl! This is the greatest day of my life!"

His mother responded angrily. "You're no son of mine! You deserted your family at our time of need. Both of your brothers were nearly killed last night. Your sister has been raped repeatedly. Everything we own has been burned or stolen...........I'll NEVER forgive you for moving us to Detroit!!"

"Perfection is the greatest enemy of profitability" - Mark Cuban



You're usually PC - so I'm wondering - are you OK ????
I may have to refer this outburst to a medical professional ! 
Well at least you posted something !



One of my daughters' father in law works in Detroit.   I told her to forward this to him.

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