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Started by kodydog, March 10, 2018, 03:02:43 pm

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gene

May 09, 2018, 02:00:36 am #30 Last Edit: May 09, 2018, 02:02:09 am by gene
When you have to explain a joke, it usually isn't funny. Maybe this time it will be different. Here's to a chuckle and not a groan.

The governor of WV announced that they were passing a law to make it illegal to stalk."Stalk" is the key word to the joke.

What do state Natural Wild Life Services do to lakes to keep the fish population at a healthy level? They, wait for it, ready? They "stock" the lakes. Many fisher persons heard the governor saying it would be illegal to stock lakes, hense, those that could write wrote letters to the state capital. Those that could not write had someone else write for them and they made their mark at the bottom of all that chicken scratching.

Maybe if I told the joke with a West Virginia accent it would have been a bit clearer.

gene  :-)

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kodydog

Ha! Got it. Next time I go fishing in the trout streams of Georgia I'll be thinking of you and your joke, Gene. Yes really. No not really.
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